Contributor bios
Sometimes, we like to talk about ourselves

Kenneth Bamberg
"I am a crazy camera lover from Finland who is studying photo in Finland's smallest town named Uusikaarlepyy. I like sushi a lot, preferably with fresh fish."

Fredrika Biström
"I am 24 years old, I study photography in Nykarleby (finland), I am a feminist, I try to lieve[sic] trough[sic] my creative work... My style in photography is absurd, estetical[sic], about my ideal world that only exist in my head. My english is not so good."

Lisa Bowe
Lisa is a professional photographer who has recently begun a series of digital images exploring movement. She enjoys Mexican food, iced coffee, and child rearing. She also reads like a fish. Did you know that fish read a lot?

Fred Chao
Fred will probably draw you a picture if you ask him.

Jack Dalpayne
Jack Dalpayne tells lies for money.

Paul DeGeorge
Paul does not like the Yankees

Audubon Dougherty-- founding member
Ask Bon about her waterproof attire.

Brian Geer
Brian has won at least one pull-up contest. Maybe more?

Jeremy Goldstein
Jeremy does not like the Yankees, either

Karin Goodfellow
Karin is so nice, that she will probably be your friend

Ben Gould
Ben Gould spends his days composing plotless stories, verseless songs, and bad poetry in his head while waxing nostalgic about driving trucks for a living. He currently works as a typesetter for Boston University, without the benefit of an ink-stained apron or moveable type. He wishes he had a dog.

Marcella Hammer
Marcella aspires to be the most infamous bookie in american history

Jen Heller
Jen Heller stays crunchy, even in milk.

Darlington Howland
Darlington will not speak about "the incident" before the court date.

Joshua Keay
Will cloud your brain with his magnetic eyes (and maybe even steal your heart)

Nayiri Krikorian-- Contributing editor
Nayiri believes that the key to world peace is good accesories

Joe Kowalski
Joe is rumored to have the best sneaker collection in all of Allston.

Brian McFadden
Brian has wasted almost all of his life drawing cartoons. In all that time, he never mastered perspective, motion, or the simple art of penmanship. Despite his obvious ineptitude, he continues to make snide little comics to the delight of nerds and dorkwads alike.

Cielo Oreste
Cielo is a very talented illustrator currently residing in Oakland, CA

Andrew Paradise-- founding member
He has the name for a reason, ladies.

Chad Parenteau
Chad Parenteau features and sells his work on the website freakmachinepress.blogspot.com.

Georg Pedersen-- Co-editor
Georg is a really wonderful dancer.

Greta Jane Pedersen
Greta is the spokesperson for famed performer/former supermodel Sandi

Wade Preston
Wade is a kick ass artist/illustrator who has had shows in Cambridge, Arlington and will have a show in San Francisco in January. He enjoys candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach and the follies of human suffering. (Who doesn't?)

Jamie Rhodes
Jamie will punch you - hard - without even needing a reason.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson graduated in 2002 with a painting degree. He now spends his time being professionaly confused.

Jon Siegel-- founding member
Jon knows what it takes to break a robot's heart.

Heidi Sullivan
You will only see Heidi once. That is right before the bullet pierces your heart (she is a professional killer).

Ben Thompson
Now officially goes by the title: "The World's Greatest Artist. Ever."

Adria Zessis
Resents the fact that she is always at the bottom of the list

Rich Zessis
Rich also resents this fact