Complaints Deemed Not Objectionable Enough to be Included in the Sexual Harassment Case Against Bill O'Reilly
Man, Bill O'Reilly did a lot of weird stuff
by Joe Kowalski
illustrated by Joshua Keay

Monopoly 2005
Really, who did you expect?
by Wade Preston

T-shirt Club
Greek life can be fun
by Darlington Howland

Once Upon a Post-Grad, Dreary
Maybe Poe would have liked it
by Ben Gould
illustrated by Danielle Van Vooren

Nudité avec Prada et Chanel
What if Matisse were a little more fashion conscious?
by Nayiri Krikorian

My Leader
Allen Ginsburg probably would have written this if he were still around
by Chad Parenteau

Ricky and Lucy
Oh, what hath pop culture wrought?
by Jordan Eagles