A beautiful smile is always in style: Round twenty
I have nothing fascinating to report: my teeth are on their way to being beautiful, and the impacted canine is now about 65% in. Which is, if you haven’t been paying attention to our developing story, very exciting. They put a little hook on the bottom wire, slightly more to the right, upon which I now attach those dang elastics to the canine…but magically, voila! Changing the direction of its movement has yanked the tooth down significantly in only 24 hours. If this were a baseball game, my grounder would still be rolling in the outfield and I’d be in a mad dash halfway between second and third base on the first out of the eighth inning. Just, you know, to give you some perspective. Because I know how enraptured you all are with the story of my oral reconstruction. Yes, there will be an afterparty when I win the Series.
In other news, I need to make a significant life change — either academic or career-wise — very soon, or I think I might die.
The end.