Taking urinal quizzes at work
No, really. Go on — test your knowledge.
This was based on a conversation in the lunchroom re: mens’ communal bathroom etiquette.
Apparently, men and women have totally opposite bathroom etiquette. Men say as little to eachother as possible, whereas I look under the stall door, identify the pair of high heels or sneakers, and call out to the person:
Nguyen, is that YOU?? Wussup, yo?! Wha’s goin on, dawg?
Guys just don’t do that.