Let’s have a moment of silence for my people
And by “my people”, I mean the leprochauns. I was a child who never since birth believed in Santa Claus, but was fiercely defensive when anyone dared question the existence of those little Irish trolls.
A shout-out to all my melanin-less comrades, and another shout-out to my teenage half-brother who still doesn’t know I exist: Patrick Kenny, on his saint’s day.
SINN FEIN!