I am an American and I Eat Hot Dogs
Saturday, July 26th
by Paul DeGeorge

Lost River Valley Campground, North Woodstock, NH

1/4 of a Gummy Hot Dog, $0.10

I was camping with the family up in NH. We’ve been going to this campground for about 15 years and it is under new ownership this year and now they stock Gummy Hot Dogs. They also have an Indiana Jones Pinball machine, which is awesome. One of the best pinballs I’ve ever played. It’s good even though it doesn’t have a plunger. We played that for a while and drank sodas while leaving my dad to start a fire. Then my brother Joe bought a Coke and the Gummy Hot Dog and we ate it on the way back to the campsite. It was topped with Gummy Relish, Gummy Mustard and Gummy Ketchup and came in a delicious Gummy Bun. Everyone was impressed by this dog.