I am an American and I Eat Hot Dogs
Monday, July 7th
by Paul DeGeorge

Company softball game vs. Dyax, Ahern Field, Cambridge, MA

2 x Kahn’s Beef, propane grilled by Anastasia’s fiancée, Jim, fresh white bun, mustard (French’s again), onions

Hot dogs, hamburgers, and soda were used to entice additional players to this week’s game. It appears the company softball budget is large. We have new uniforms, hats, and bats. We also have a new propane grill. It is paying off. We had a big win today. We must have scored 15+ runs while looking great in the field. I had one of the game’s only errors. I tried to turn a double play, but threw it way over the first baseman’s head. The ball bounced off the top of the fence, over another fence, and hit a taxi (parked). The Doritos accompanied the hot dogs well. The win made them taste better. I finally broke out of my slump. The promise of hot dogs after the game may have helped.